“Mathcore” as a genre has become somewhat of a meme at this point, and The Callous Daoboys understand that better than anyone. Instead of taking it too seriously, these mathcore icons are self-aware and play into the meme in a really fun way. Mathcore, an offshoot of metalcore, favors dissonance and complex rhythms as well as odd time signatures. And to those who don’t like metalcore, it probably oftentimes sounds like an unfortunate worship band mishap where one of the guitarists forgot to equip or remove a capo. But the thing that captivates me about mathcore is how it manages to turn the noise into something musical. No band since The Chariot has been able to achieve that so well, until now. “Once it gets in your ears, the paradox hopefully begins to reveal itself,” vocalist/songwriter Carson Pace says.

“I Don’t Want to See You in Heaven” is a concept album about another kind of dissonance, the dissonance of being in a smaller touring band while also trying to make it in the “real world.” “Full Moon Guidance” jokes, “You can be a legend at a Guitar Center or an office job… but never both.” The center point of the album, “Lemon,” is a catchy acoustic/pop rock song that describes the struggles of touring in a band and being dismissed in the “real world” for following your passion and persevering through the hardships (“You saw me waiting tables and asked me if I was doing that ‘band thing’ still / I always finish what I start but I guess it’s been almost a decade of this / I know I’d never speak to you that way”). The album title itself is a phrase someone said to Carson. It’s a striking album title, but it fits the theme of the album perfectly, showcasing the struggle to fit into the “real world” outside of the endeavors of the band.
On the musical side, this album is unlike anything I’ve ever heard, in a really good way. The 5/4 chorus riff on “Tears on Lambo Leather” has been stuck in my head all year; the jazz-tinged ballad “Body Horror for Birds” is a surprising mid-album break from the onslaught of sound; “Idiot Temptation Force” is a goofy, catchy mathcore banger; the turn from the second verse to the breakdown/bridge on “Full Moon Guidance” gets me every time; and “Distracted by the Mona Lisa” borders on easycore (the jumpy major-key bridge guitar riff in this song is absolutely genius). Lastly, the album closer, “III. Country Song in Reverse” is a 12-minute-long genre-bending opus. The production here is amazing too – it sounds absolutely huge. Beyond this, the sounds they’ve made and incorporated into the songs, both from musical instruments and other things, are so creative.
It’s an absolutely crazy album that got so much play from me this year. Around the time of the album’s release in May, I listened to this album almost every day to and from my long commute. It made the mundane commute traffic something to look forward to every day, and that is something to be commended.










